kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
when you get your blanket out of the dryer
is that gay porn
no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer
— Augusten Burroughs (via ohhhkat)
You can tell how much someone is liked in a class by the amount of people that say “bless you” after they sneeze.
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa